Monday, April 19, 2010

I Will Never Martha Stewart. able to throw a baseball without looking like a sissy. new blogs on a daily basis, or even three times a week.

...stop watching too much television.

...workout for fun.

...pass on a good chocolate chip cookie.

...understand football.

...enjoy potty training my son.

...think ground beef in a frying pan doesn't stink.

...want to go to work.

...stop reading Young Adult literature.

...regret my years in undergrad, even though I don't use my degrees.

...abide snakes. War & Peace.

...stop writing.

- Liz


jasouders said...

These were hilarious, Liz! I can almost agree with every single one of those! :D Except I can throw a baseball w/out looking like a sissy.

Cathleen Holst said...

I love these, Liz. I see myself in almost every one. Especially blogging on a daily basis.

Good one!

eleven said...

Ah, never say never, Liz. I used to say never to sushi, and now I relish it (especially the pickled ginger, which, as a palette cleanser, reminds me of sorbet). Just Saturday, I looked at the raw blob of salmon atop rice, and thought, it's so weird I like this!

I do agree with almost everything on your list for right now. But who knows? Ten years from now, I might be able to actually throw a ball as well as the average human being (But don't hold your breath).

Liz Czukas said...

I know, I know. "Never say never." A lot of these, though, I'm confident that I'm stubborn enough to never change my mind about ;)

Snakes have always, do now, and will always scare the bejeezus out of me.

- Liz

Jane Prinsep said...

Nice post, it made me smile! x

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Tawna Fenske said...

I'm with you on most of these, especially the football and the working out for fun!